When it comes to screwing and drilling, Maxim's always got your back. And luckily, so does Rotocade [link]. Today, they've got the Black & Decker 18V Cordless Drill, which is almost as good for DIY as it is for giving us excuses to write weak double entendres. Just charge it up and, like Grandma, it will drill or screw through wood, metal, and plastic (Grandma is a shop teacher). The 18V has 11 settings in order to do the job just right: it also includes a keyless chuck, rechargeable battery, and charging base. So hook yourself up with this drill, get your mojo back, and start screwing (look, we did it again! Sigh. We hate ourselves).