Michelob Ultra
Pale Lager • St. Louis
Rainwater light, Mich Ultra is the perfect beer to drink during mid-August sweatfests, be it on a steamy golf course or in your YMCA sauna.
Heineken
Pale Lager • The Netherlands
Don’t let its uppity import rep spook you, Heini just want to hang, bro. It’s crisp bite will high-five you every time.
Miller Lite
Light Lager • Milwaukee
Sugary and clean, this Igloo-cooler soldier is like our mouth.
Michelob
Lager • St. Louis
A woody taste. This dry classic beer goes down easy, without any aftertaste.
Miller Genuine Draft
Pale Lager • Milwaukee
Light, with a touch of hops that triggers fond memories of high school parties. This is a good thing.
Bud Light (aluminum bottle)
Pale Lager • St. Louis
The King of Beer’s low-cal bro is our choice for drinking all night when dieting.
Amstel Light
Pale Lager • Amsterdam
This hoppy lager can be downed for hours.
Stella Artois
Pale Lager • Belgium
Think of this glass-smooth beer as a cute Euro gal you can drink with all night till you pass out and she steals your money belt.
Harp
Pale Lager • Ireland
Harp’s golden liquid is milder in taste than its cousins Guinness and Smithwick’s.
Michelob Light
Lager • St. Louis
Hints of caramel are a welcome bonus in this beer that runs right though you.
Blue Moon
Belgian Wheat • Toronto
We kind of hate wheat beers, but we love this one. Hints of Bazooka gum (no joke).
Miller High Life
Pale Lager • Milwaukee
The Champagne of Beers starts mild but ends crisp and sweet. Love that bottle.
Budweiser (aluminum bottle)
Pale Lager • St. Louis
The essential beer, with a snappy bite.