So I've been writing about gadgets for a while now, and there are some things I've learned. The first thing is that one lazy man can't keep up with the hungry gadget-blogging behemoths currently sleeping in Wi-Fi-enabled tents outside the Las Vegas Convention Center.
Why would you possibly give a crap about that? Well, because of this fact: I will be doing things a little differently in Vegas this year. Here are some promises I'll make to you, the reader (or at least the guy that comes to look at the pictures):
I will not try to show you every stupid product that's announced or being shown on the floor. The other guys will do that. I will just show you the stuff that's either really awesome or so terribly stupid that I can't keep it to myself.
This blog will have more hot chicks than any other tech blog out there
I will do my best to bother the other guys currently working their asses off to give you a look at what it's like to take part in the digital watch party that is CES
I will mooch as much free crap off of huge electronics companies as possible, then tell you about it so together we can laugh and laugh.
If I see really stupid looking people, I will try to take pictures of them and post them here 
