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The After Party

More important than the office Holiday party is the after party, and following your performance behind the DJ booth, there's no reason you shouldn't be leading the charge. Free from the all-penetrating gaze of your boss, now's the time to really cut loose. You've always been a business on the outside, party on the inside kinda guy anyway, so showcase some depth when selecting a late night bar. Most eager urbanites would suggest one of those speakeasy revivals that's all the rage these days, but you've never been one to do your imbibing in some hokey heritage site, and besides, those sidecar cocktails are dangerously strong come this time of night. Better stick with a few late night lagers and some burgers at an understated bar with some character. The food will keep you going strong, while the place's real deal atmosphere and jovial bartenders should be able to handle whatever shenanigans you and your cube drone pals get into. Want to take things even later? Pile your posse in cabs back to your nearby pad, which, if you've followed our hosting at home guidelines, should be more than adequately equipped to contain a roving party of any size. Come morning, don't be surprised to see an office shrine built in your honor and constructed from delicious bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches. Huzzah, good sir!