It sure sounds like a weird concept at first, but once the wacky-looking guy from Taser explained it to me, it kind of makes sense. You can't shock the crap out of someone if you left your Taser at home on the nightstand. So they've gussied them up with skins and included a holster with an MP3 player in an effort to make people (women specifically) want to carry them around. I feel like some of the booth babes that have been getting chatted up by nerds for four days are probably buying them by the gross.
