
Father's Day is only a few days away, but that won't stop you from waiting until the last second to find him a craptastic present of mediocrity. Fortunately, we're here to help.
Here's What You Know: Dad's time for fooling around with random women has long past and he has since found a new love: Being a gentleman. He spends his vacation time traveling around vineyards across the country getting a taste of the latest wines to hit the market and likes to relax, perhaps during another episode of 60 Minutes, puffing on a finely-rolled cigar.
What Your Lazy Ass Would Typically Do: With no clue of what makes cigars good or bad, you go to the corner deli and pick up a few Phillie blunts. You splurge, handing the cashier 25 cents more for the fancy-sounding greene de menthe flavor. Dad, a cigar connoisseur, looks at you with contempt upon receiving his "gift."

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| "These test, er, taste positive-ly great!" |
Where To Buy
Cigar Werks
Prices
The Elegance, $15.50 (single)
Gurkha Grand Reserve, $12 (single)
The His Majesty Reserve (HMR), $750 (single)

