Even when you win against these awful bosses, you still lose.

Giant Evil Tomato With Laser Mouth Power- McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure (Sega Genesis; 1994)

Huge Ball of People Having Orgy- Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PSX, Xbox Live Arcade)

Three Tornadoes- Superman Returns (EA Games; all systems)

Disturbing Head With Neck-Fat and Pointy Tongue- NARC (Midway; arcade version)

Big White Monkey With Huge Hammer- Halo 2 (Microsoft; Xbox 360)

Lizard With Magic Baton, a.k.a. The Skedar- Perfect Dark (N64)

Tiara-Wearing Alligator Who Rides Around on a Boat- Donkey Kong Country (SNES)

Giant Floating Monkey Head With Huge Swatting Hands- Star Fox Series (SNES, N64)

Massive Turtle With Open Herpes Sores- Contra III: The Alien Wars (SNES)

Obese Man on Rollerblades With C4- Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (PS2)

Giant Mutated Baby With No Face in a Pit- Half-Life (PC, PS2)

David Arquette/Jamie Kennedy (tie)- ESPN NFL 2K5 (Xbox, PS2)