2006 FIFA World Cup

The greatest show on earth isn't Benny the Bum ramming his head into a brick wall…well, not anymore. It's soccer—spanning the globe (from Europe to the Caribbean), jammed with 127 teams and all the pros on the 2006 roster. World Cup tickets cost a mint, so consider this cheaper—and more luxurious—than that scalped nosebleeder in Seat 27, Row Hell.