Ace Attorney: Apollo Justice

Scienstists have proven that these Capcom courtroom games are 89 percent more fun than failing the New York State Bar Exam. Phoenix Wright, typically the star of the series, takes a backseat this time out, letting newcomer Apollo Justice handle the cross-examination duties. The bulk of the action centers around Law & Order-style courtroom drama. New to the series is the ability to detect nervous twitches in witnesses, or small stains on the front of their pants. (Note: Our one semester of law school taught us that nervous people tend to pee a little.) You also have access to some C.S.I.-type forensic tools which allow you to search for bodily secretions, i.e. huge, giant, rainbow-like sprays of jism. Best of all, thanks to the built-in mic on the DS, you can actually shout the words, "Objection!" or "Hold it!" during cross-examinations. Though we suggest shouting the words "I'm a loser!" and "Why won't anyone love me? Could it be because I'm sitting at home shouting into this game machine? Might that have something to do with it?" instead.