Aggressive Inline

Skate punks have Tony Hawk, snowboarders have Shaun Palmer, and bikers have Dave Mirra, so it’s about damn time that the pantywaist rollerbladers of the world got their video game due. Acclaim’s new inline skatefest finally gives the sport props, but isn’t the usual stroll in the park to ogle chicks. Instead, this addictive romp has you grind on museums, boardwalks, and our favorite: a tuna cannery. Now there’s an exotic locale—what’s next, Cher’s bathroom?