Backyard Wrestling: Don't Try This at Home

What’s a bored kid to do on a dull, suburban afternoon? Why, strangle his pal with razor wire, then run a cheese grater across his scalp, of course! Dozens of other home-brewed techniques for inflicting pain fill this game that features “stars” of the “sport” El Drunko and Tylene Buck wrasslin’ in exotic arenas, such as strip joints and truck stops. Sadly, the sloppy controls and graphics make the game about as fun as a blow to the brainpan with a spiked bat. Insane Clown Posse appear in the game; so if you’re a fan, you’ll like that—but we’ll automatically hate you.