Posted Thursday 07/03/2008 1:00 AM in
BFG by Gerry
Filed under: EA, Beat This Caption, Command & Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath, Contest

"Homeland Security's new pasture terrorism prevention drills seemed to have missed the point."

Think you can do better than that? Send us your own caption.
We've got three Command & Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath prize packages for the Xbox 360 that includes a copy of the game and a limited edition Kane bobblehead.
To enter, leave your caption in the comments section of this post. Make sure to include your e-mail or else you can't win! Also, don't forget to read the official rules. Goooood luck!
| MORE ABOUT THE GAME: In the name of Kane! The Command & Conquer™ series continues to thrive with Command & Conquer™ 3: Kane’s Wrath. As an expansion pack on PC, and as a stand-alone expansion pack on Xbox 360™, Command & Conquer™ 3: Kane’s Wrath is the follow up to the critically-acclaimed and fan favorite, Command & Conquer 3 Tiberium Wars™, this Real-time Strategy (RTS) game returns to the Tiberium Universe with Kane at the center of an epic new single player campaign spanning 20 years—from the rebirth of the Brotherhood of Nod after the Second Tiberium War through the dramatic events of the Third Tiberium War and beyond. This story will be told through a new set of high-definition, live action video sequences starring a celebrity cast including Joe Kucan, playing the megalomaniac leader of the Brotherhood of Nod, alongside new talent Natasha Henstridge and Carl Lumbly. With your help, Commander, the Dark Messiah may rise again! |
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| Posted by Adam Herodotus on 06/23/2008 2:48 AM | report abuse |
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"The June snapshot for the 2009 chemical warfare calendar. Nothing screams sexy like a hazmat suit sprawled along a fence. Mmm mmm."
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| Posted by Petros Papageorge on 06/23/2008 9:54 AM | report abuse |
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"I'm on vacation from LA, this fresh air could kill a person!"
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| Posted by William Granack on 06/24/2008 8:53 AM | report abuse |
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The hazmat team of 'Footpath', exterminating cows in slick black suits since.....well, they've got experience.
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| Posted by Ben Rieder on 06/24/2008 4:19 PM | report abuse |
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CDC is hard at work, as usual.
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| Posted by Alex A. on 06/24/2008 5:52 PM | report abuse |
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"Maxim Chernobyl Cover 2009" is a great sucess through all former USSR Nations
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| Posted by Petros Papageorge on 06/25/2008 7:33 PM | report abuse |
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Man, no matter how prepared I am, or alluring I look those UFO's NEVER, EVER, Take Me!!
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| Posted by Joseph Smith on 06/26/2008 1:00 AM | report abuse |
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A tragic spelling error ties up Special Forces as each man waits to have his foot bath before proceeding on with the mission.
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| Posted by Anthony on 06/26/2008 11:57 AM | report abuse |
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According to the latest intelligence, Kane's new latex-clad troops have helped distract GDI forces with latex and PVC fetishes on the battlefield.
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| Posted by Cory H on 06/26/2008 4:51 PM | report abuse |
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The S M triathlon, coming to a field near you.
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| Posted by C George on 06/29/2008 2:24 AM | report abuse |
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Pollution. We have it.
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| Posted by Scott A. on 06/29/2008 5:32 PM | report abuse |
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"Men, beware... the ferocity of the overfed holstein cow has yet to be measured on this planet."
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| Posted by Chuck Fitzgerald on 07/04/2008 4:14 PM | report abuse |
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Dispite the latex suit somehow, pasture poor just wasnt able to catch on.
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| Posted by Rc Smith on 07/05/2008 1:11 AM | report abuse |
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I don't care how good the mask is I am never going to get used to peeing in this suit!
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| Posted by John E on 05/21/2009 11:28 AM | report abuse |
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Oh, come on Hans, the cow poo doesn't smell that bad!
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