If you roll out of bed wearing the same getup the guy above is in, you probably don't have much to look forward to outside of Thor issue 10 and/or a new World of Warcraft expansion pack. We contacted love guru extraordinaire Savoy, CEO of Love Systems, to get the lowdown on making your trip to Comic-Con in San Diego the sex-riddled excursion it was meant to be.

Maxim: Who are you?
Savoy: I teach men how to succeed with women.

M: How does one get started helping guys make sexy time with women?
S: This is a phenomenon that started off in the late 90s, with the Internet, various discussion boards, and chat rooms. When I moved back to California for my career, I ended up meeting a lot of these people, kind of randomly, and getting more and more curious. I realized, "Wow, this stuff really can be taught."

M: Did you have to develop these skills, too? Or were you a player from the start?
S: No, definitely. I'm the furthest thing from a natural. I had the most to learn. I'm still learning. I mean, we're only scratching the surface of human psychology and social dynamics. If anybody thinks they've got all the answers at this point, they're crazy.

M: Why do gamers generally strike out?
S: Well for gamers, it can be a very closed community at times. One of the first rules is: You're not going to meet a women unless you approach a woman. You need to get out to bars and restaurants and lounges, or some place where there are women that you're interested in.