There have been five bazillion news stories about this presidential campaign, but none of them have really given you the fair and balanced views of the candidates. Enter us with our presidential video game primer. Make sure to hit the link to check out the rest of the article.


THE ENVIRONMENT
nascar09_blog.jpgJohn McCain: NASCAR 09
While the Great Right Hope has touted a plan to cut greenhouse emissions 60 percent by 2050, his zero rating for 2007 by the League of Conservation Voters on environmental issues should serve as a caution flag for any tree hugger. Couple that with delegate chants of "Drill, baby, drill" at the Republican National Convention and you've got a record as green as the tarmac at Talladega. Punch it!		 flower_blog.jpgBarack Obama: Flower
If you're down with flowers and nature and shit, you're probably leaning Democrat this year. With an 82 percent voting record on pro-environmental issues the last two years, Obama may be best represented by Flower, a game in which you play as... wait for it... THE WIND! Push spores around, make windmills turn, create ocean waves—really, where does the fun end? (Or begin.)