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Congrats, Sony: You've hax0r3ed Internet news. Planes are crash-landing into living rooms, tensions in the Middle East are escalating, and millions of Americans are without jobs (some perhaps even living in their four-walled Sony HDTV box), but what's the most important news of the day? Why, announcing an already announced and teaser-trailed video game, of course:

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Not only is this not news, it's not even interesting. Hey! This awesome game is totally coming out! We totally got to see a new trailer before you. Suckers! Oh, you wanna know when it comes out? Wait till our story in June when we will re-reannounce the game.

Great success. Yet, no love for the new Family Pirates gameplay trailer? As if!