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Posted Friday 02/20/2009 1:00 PM in
BFG by Gerasimos Manolatos
Filed under: Laptop, Xbox 360, Mushroom cloud, Pc, Fill in the Blank, Fallout 3, Contest
It was a marathon session of executive decisions and the like, but two lucky Maxim.com readers have emerged victorious in our Fallout 3 Xbox 360/PC giveaway. We applaud these witty wordsmiths:
PC Grand Prize Winner
Joe from New Jersey wins the Alienware Area 51 m15x laptop, branded with a Fallout 3 decal, a Fallout 3 Collector's Edition for PC, a Fallout 3 Token redeemable for Fallout 3 downloadable content, and a Microsoft X8 gaming mouse!
His winning entry: In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...that chick with three boobs from Total Recall and John Mayer. Please let me explain. Let's face the facts here: who wasn't stoked when they saw that chick with three boobs. I saw someone's head explode out of pure happiness while watching this scene. I don't care if the third one is fake, I still think that would be sweet. As for John Mayer, there is no human being on this planet whose ass I'd rather kick than John Mayer's. Period. The man is a complete douche bag. Has anyone heard his cover of "Free Fallin"? I'd rather let Rosie O' Donnell hit me repeatedly in the face with a koosh ball while singing songs from her Christmas Album than have to hear that piece of garbage again. That song sucks more than that #$%&@ty cheerleader in high school who had no morals. Honestly, someone needs to kick his ass, and who better than me and that chick from Total Recall with the three boobs.
Xbox 360 Grand Prize Winner
Patrick from Missouri wins an Xbox 360 Elite console, a Fallout 3 Collector's Edition for Xbox 360, a Fallout 3 Token redeemable for Fallout 3 downloadable content, and a one year Xbox LIVE Gold Subscription!
His entry: In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...REM. There is nothing like good irony.
There were some really, really close ones as well. Here are some of our honorable mentions:
In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...a clam. Don't ask please. —Ken
In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...lisa nowak the diaper astronaut! i dont know why...im just confused as shit —James
In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...a midget. I've always wanted to own one. —Ian
In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...Joe Buck, a chalkboard, some nails, and one set of ear plugs, so I could subject him to endless auditory torture much like he does to all of America on a weekly basis. —Dan
In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...anyone other than my wife! —Mike
In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...Mr. Pipp and Red Vines, which I've been told when consumed together are crazy delicious. —Paul
In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...AMERICA! —John
In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...a mortgage and a fat wife, only now we won't have to talk about the weather. —Iliya
In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...the key to the vault. —Jeffrey
In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...my nagging girlfriend because living outside the vault with radiation poisoning and horrible mutations would be worse, right? ....Right? —Chris
In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with THE CREATORS OF MAXIM!!! —Anthony
Thanks for entering. Make sure to check out our new contest which also features another awesome laptop.
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| Posted by Jeremy Thebodo on 02/02/2009 1:11 PM | report abuse |
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In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with Megan Fox and enough bacon to survive the nuclear fallout.
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| Posted by Jordan Counts on 02/02/2009 1:12 PM | report abuse |
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n a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with the chick from California with 14 kids who just had octuplets, the human race is on the rebound.
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| Posted by James Dolence on 02/02/2009 1:35 PM | report abuse |
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a team of people smart enough to keep it working, dumb enough to elect me their leader for life, smart enough to have whatver version of Wow with them, dumb enough to let me lead them on raids, smart enough to ensure a good mix of women (90/10), dumb enough to let me go Caligula on 'em!!
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| Posted by John Holtz on 02/02/2009 1:48 PM | report abuse |
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in a vault with . . . all the maxim hometown hotties, every maxim mag ever published and a lifetime supply of twinkies and pepsi.
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| Posted by Lorenzo Nardini on 02/02/2009 2:14 PM | report abuse |
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...I'd want to live in a vault with a bed. Without a soft mattress, oh, and a set of fresh threads, I think that I'd honestly rather be dead. That's all I'm really asking, I don't think it's much. Though a fridge filled with food would be a nice touch. That's it though, I swear. I don't need anything else. Maybe just an XBox, and a Playstation, to sit on my shelf. Oh, and a big bag of weed would be sweet, you'd agree. I imagine it'd get pretty boring by 2133. And a computer, a private bathroom, access to a bar, the complete James Bond series on Blu-ray, and a car. Oh, and a gun with one bullet. Cause before long I'd realize, When I'm done using all that shit, I'd be the last one alive.
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| Posted by J.A. on 02/02/2009 2:32 PM | report abuse |
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Just three things 1) Unlimited supply of Spam, because it will be unaffected by fallout! 2) All the back issues of Maxim, will need something to look at while on the can! 3) And last but not least Megan Fox, sorry about that Brian, a man has to have some kind of entertainment!
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| Posted by Austin Faulkner on 02/02/2009 2:37 PM | report abuse |
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watching the Super Bowl with porn filled comercials.
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| Posted by Austin Faulkner on 02/02/2009 2:40 PM | report abuse |
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with all the girls that have appeared in Maxim Mag.
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| Posted by Dillon Schroeder on 02/02/2009 2:47 PM | report abuse |
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In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with this alienware laptop or this 360 with fallout. And Randi from the houston texans.
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| Posted by Michael Vasquez on 02/02/2009 2:47 PM | report abuse |
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In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with Mario and link and watch them battle it out with a never squising goomba
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| Posted by Dennis Hewson on 02/02/2009 2:59 PM | report abuse |
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Michael Phelps, a roor bong, and Samuel L. Jackson... just for dramatic effect
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| Posted by Austin Faulkner on 02/02/2009 3:51 PM | report abuse |
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the frog ringtone guy and the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" banana in a knife fight.
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| Posted by Brandon on 02/02/2009 3:54 PM | report abuse |
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In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with Morgan Freeman, because let's face it, he makes anything he's in better.
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| Posted by Austin Faulkner on 02/02/2009 3:54 PM | report abuse |
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the gerbil from Joecartoon yelling at the hamsters from hamster dance
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| Posted by Shogg on 02/02/2009 4:05 PM | report abuse |
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In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with anti-radiation meds, food, and water. Duh.
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| Posted by Zack on 02/02/2009 4:24 PM | report abuse |
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In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with the movie apocalypse now, because the irony would be incredible
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| Posted by Q! on 02/02/2009 4:41 PM | report abuse |
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In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with my cat, and I'd hack my Pip Boy to have a digital camera and program a LOL Cat generator on it. That way I won't be bored, and I bellyache myself so I can preserve my sanity.
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| Posted by Piette thomas on 02/02/2009 4:54 PM | report abuse |
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In a post-apocalyptic America,I'd want to live in a vault with Chuck Norris, I will don't need nothing. Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down...But not this time.
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| Posted by Austin on 02/02/2009 5:18 PM | report abuse |
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in post-apocalyptic america, i'd want to live in a vault with that fat chick you always wanted to have sex with but never wanted your friends too know about. Sex and food.
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| Posted by steve uribe on 02/02/2009 5:20 PM | report abuse |
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in a post-apocalyptic America,I'd want to live in a vault with a few kegs of beer and all the victoria secret models
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