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If you still don't have a next generation video game console, you've clearly spent way too much time doing other things that actually benefit society or yourself. Pfftt—preposterous! Why would you ever want to do such things?

Well, we're giving you the chance to get in the game with a very special prize package courtesy of the people over at Microsoft's Xbox Division. The above Xbox 360 Elite bundle will be available with two blockbuster titles, Halo 3 and Fable II worldwide starting in May for only $399, but if you outwit, outlast, and outplay our photo caption below, we're going to send one to you for nothing. (However, if you do happen to send a check for $399 to our address, we can find ways—beer—to put it—beer—to good—use—beer.)

Not good enough for you? Fine. How about we give away TWO of these suckers? We thought so. Get to thinking on some mind-melting, gut-busting one-liners and you could be the owner of your very own Netflix-playing, HD-gaming, girlfriend-distracting video game console.

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What do you do when the tree hugs you?


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