In case you've been living under a pile of dirty jock straps for the past several years, the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) has taken mixed martial arts by storm, growing to become a billion dollar business. It's main man, Dana White, hasn't made up excuses for anyone—not for himself and especially not for his fighters. (He called his top fighter, Anderson Silva, "a shell of what he once was" for consecutive poor, but successful showings.)

While he has grown the organization by leaps and bounds, attempts at extending the brand to other media have been met with a lukewarm response. Previous UFC video games ranged from ridiculously boring to worthless, and networks have since balked at committing to MMA on TV ever since the EliteXC/Kimbo Slice fiasco. But, leave it to the bald-headed Bostonite to try his hand once more, this time with the UFC's first next-gen title, UFC 2009: Undisputed, hitting consoles this week. According to THQ representatives, Dana White has personally made a point to not turn this one into donkey crap. So much so that he is making the trip to our offices to showcase the game to us. (We offered a tiny gulp when THQ reps said, "He's really fucking good.")

We've been hitting the Octagon for the past week training for our title bout with the UFC's head honcho. While we're just getting around to figuring out the difference between a rear naked choke and an omoplata (surprisingly, not a Mexican dish), there's just so much training we could fit in between actually prepping for the interview—which is why we're asking you for yours! Leave a question for Dana White in the comments below and we'll make sure the prez gets what's coming to him.