Think you're the No. 1 Modern Warfare 2 fan? Do you have the limited edition throat communicator? Thought not.

With the next iteration of the Call of Duty series ready to make millions of gamers move into their Barcalounger on Nov. 10, the marketing machine is in full bloom. Promotional swag is being manufactured, game-related products are being given away, and magazines/websites are being skinned. (Hey, look above.)

So, what would it take for the No. 1 Call of Duty fan to gather up all of this cool stuff? We investigate...

Xbox 360 Modern Warfare 2 Combat Controller, $49.99

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Prestige Edition, $149.99

Xbox 360 Modern Warfare 2 Limited Edition Console, $399.99

Xbox 360 Modern Warfare 2 Throat Communicator, $29.99

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Veteran ARTFX Statue, $79.99

PS3 Modern Warfare 2 Wireless Headset, $39.99

Xbox 360 Modern Warfare 2 Controller Faceplate, $14.99

And, everything from the Gamestop Surprize Attack Contest, including...
A briefcase containing 100,000 Russian Rubles, $3,120
Branded Ducati Motorcycle (Hypermotard 1100), $11,500
Branded Polaris Snowmobile (550 IQ Shift), $6,000
Branded Camping Tent, $60
Branded Skullcap, $9
Branded Long Sleeve Thermal Shirt, $21
Branded Hummer H2, $63,000
Branded Sticker, $1.20
Branded Gaming Chair, $90
Branded Hooded Sweatshirt, $25
Branded Sticker, $1.43
Branded Riot Shield, $85
Branded Duffle Bag, $200
A COD: MW2 Themed Game Controller, $50
Captain Soap MacTavish 12" Statuette, $80
Branded Flag, $18
Branded Dog Tag, $2.50
Branded Zodiac Boat, $2,000
An Infinity Ward Branded Teddy Bear, $11
Branded Canteen, $20
Branded Sunglasses, $120
Branded Scuba Gear Package, $500
A bar of Captain "Soap" MacTavish Branded Bar Soap, $3.50
A COD: MW2 Ghost Comic Book, $15
Branded Laser Range Finder, $200
Branded Wristband, $0.50
Branded Carabineer, $1.00
Branded Military Backpack, $150
Branded Parka, $80 each
Branded Phone, $250
A COD: MW2 Phone Case, $5 
Branded Watch, $140
Branded T-Shirt, $10
A COD: MW2 Trends International Poster, $10
Branded Field Jacket, $75
An Ultranationalist Branded Cossack Hat, $100
Limited Edition Autographed Art Print, $20
Branded Patch, $2.50
Branded Hat, $10

Grand Total: $88751.56

The joy of saving the world and then beating your friends to a bloody e-pulp: priceless.

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