Big Mutha Truckers 2

Between trucker hats, mullets, and Jessica Simpson bobbing in her Daisy Dukes, no one would fault you for seeking some good ol' white trash hijinks. But if you’d like those hijinks to keep you occupied more than five minutes, you'd best leave this jalopy on the lot. Truckers 2 has you driving a big rig like the Snowman from Smokey And The Bandit: fast, felonious, and with little regard for local traffic laws. Problem is, it ain’t nuthin’ we ain’t seen before. When not running from the cops à la Driver, you’re making deliveries like in Crazy Taxi—both of which would be a lot more fun if your rig wasn’t slow and sluggish like Eminem with his medicine. The game also loses points for forcing in enough hackneyed humor to fill a Dukes of Hazzard sequel. On the market for just $20, this low-rent driver is destined for the scrap heap.