Blade II

After you’re done ogling cushy vampire killin’ games like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, then maybe it’s time to take your spikes and holy water to a far uglier place: the digital set of a Wesley Snipes movie. Die-hard fans (all three of you) will be glad to know that the game religiously follows the flick; there’s no plot, plenty of bad acting, and loads of cheesy CGI zombies for you to Ginsu to bits. The only thing missing are the groans from the audience, but we’re sure yours will suffice.