Blitz: The League

Crave a purer form of pigskin, where painkillers and cheap shots aren’t just overlooked but encouraged? Then give this ballsy baller a try. Pick your team and earn touchdowns the old-fashioned way…by cheating. Chop block, pancake, and body slam your way to victory, bloodying opponents and making ’em cry. Aw, is your hamstring hurting, Nancy? Mr. Magic Needle will make the pain—and horrifyingly banal play-by-play—go away.