Blood Wake

A high-seas adventure without scurvy-stricken sailors is disappointing, but this insane boat duel still packs a punch by unleashing more torpedoes than a Hooters Spring Break calendar. Hordes of battleships hell-bent on making you fish bait are only half of your troubles; just wait until you hit the spin cycle–like storms and choppy seas. Sound rough? You bet. George Clooney would crap A Perfect Storm if he had to endure the watery challenges in this stomach-churning thrill ride.