Buzz! The Mega Quiz

Once a year Aunt Tillie visits from Florida. She's a lesbian, but we all pretend that she's a normal, un-lesbianed woman who simply can't find a man to love her. She stays for a week, sleeps in the downstairs bedroom, and spends most of her time huddled alone in the carport, smoking packs of Benson & Hedges. If there was ever a video game that could bring Aunt Tillie indoors and make her part of the family, even for a brief hour or two, it's Buzz! With its unique Buzz! Buzzer controllers—which vaguely resemble sex toys—it's easy for the Aunt Tillies of the world to pick up and play this quiz-show-style game. There are eight subject categories to choose from, like TV, music, movies, sports, etc. All told, there are about 5,000 questions in the game. Which, if our figures are correct, should be enough to get you through at least three or four annual Aunt Tillie visits.