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Covert Ops: Nuclear Dawn

Release Date: 
Friday, June 16, 2000
Game Platform: 
PlayStation
Star Rating: 
★★
Usually good movies are the ones that get ripped off, but for some reason the makers of Covert Ops: Nuclear Dawn chose to Xerox Steven Seagal’s wretched Under Siege II.

In this action-adventure game, you take control of a NATO soldier who must singlehandedly retake a hijacked train stuffed with terrorists, nuclear weapons, and, of course, a hostage or two. But unlike Seagal, you’ll have to do it sans ponytail and cheeseball one-liners.

It sounds challenging, and indeed it is—but only because you’ll have trouble keeping your eyes open while sneaking around in this claustrophobic train. When you do get a chance to off a terrorist, the gunplay is disappointingly lame. In fact, Covert Op’s most interesting feature is that you save your game by using the train’s toilet—which is actually pretty appropriate.