Deep Fighter

Featuring more mutant aquatic life than a Chernobyl Red Lobster, this combat-heavy sci-fi action-adventure epic is like a Nova special gone horribly wrong. Piloting several high-tech minisubs, you must safely transport the population of an underwater city away from a raging undersea war. But these waters are hostile indeed, requiring you to blast your way through pirates, radiation-spewing spiders, and other nasty sea creatures that make Jaws look like a smallmouth bass. Luckily your arsenal goes beyond mere torpedoes to include plasma guns, magnetic grappling hooks, and even a weird “attractotron” that lures horny yellowfish (used to provide dinner for your crew). Be careful, though, Skipper: Spill too much blood in the water and hungry piranhas will attack your ship. Two periscopes up!