Devil May Cry

Resident Evil is for wussies, or so this John Woo–esque zombie slayer would make it seem. Armed with unlimited ammo and one hell of a Ginsu knife, you assume the role of a demon badass hell-bent on making the Devil his bitch in Devil May Cry. You don’t just kill creatures, you make them into abstract art by slicing, dicing, or machine gunning ’em to bits. The only thing you can’t do is put their remains on a George Foreman grill…yet. We hear there’s a spiffy sequel in the works.