Devil May Cry 4

The biggest dickhead in all of video games—Dante—takes a backseat this time around to newcomer Nero. Nero possesses an evil glowing hand called a Devil Bringer, which apparently became glowing and evil after he spent too many hours masturbating. There's a woman to save, who remains totally clothed throughout the game. Whether or not you find the game's 12 or so hours of sword/guns/bad one-liners game play to be a good time or not largely depends on your ability to tolerate nonsense.