Dungeons and Dragons Heroes

The mere mention of Dungeons and Dragons will either induce an instant erection or prompt you to guard your waistband and flee. But before you click “Back” on your browser, note that with Heroes, D&D has severed its dorky roots in favor of fast-paced, arcade-style hackin’ ’n’ slashin’. Playing as a fighter, cleric, rogue, or wizard, you and up to three allies dash hither and thither through large environments, eviscerating giant insects and dragons while upgrading your weapons and skills in search of the power-drunk wizard, Kaedin. Still dismiss the whole D&D phenomenon as nothing more than a feeble exercise in geek empowerment? Go ahead and mock, we’re wearing a plus-12 cloak of ego protection, bitch.