Dynasty Warriors 6

Even though you probably haven't finished Dynasty Warriors 5—or 4, or 3, or 2 for that matter—ye olde Dynasty Warriors factory has burped up yet another sequel. There's nothing particularly wrong with the game—unless you count the fact that this is pretty much identical to the previous five games (not to mention the countless spinoffs) in the series. The gist: Pick your feudal-era Chinese ass kicker, then kick some ass, cutting through the now high-def enemy throngs like Mel Gibson through DUI checkpoints. Even if this game came packed with a bottle of anti-déjà vu pills, a barrel of MSG, and Tia Carrera, we still wouldn't play it.