Endless Ocean

OK, so imagine you're standing in line at the Post Office. And the right leg of your trousers is on fire. And ants are crawling on your crotch. Are you picturing that? Good. That should give you some idea of the kind of fun you'll have with this Wii "game." Yes, you're a diver, which is pretty cool. But you're not on a 007-style mission, where you plant C4 charges on a submarine and then take off your wet suit to reveal a nicely pressed tuxedo. You're simply…swimming around. Touching fish. Taking in the sites. And when you get tired of that, you can go back to your boat to visit a hideous woman that looks like she got kicked out of macramé camp. Two words: Fuck. This.