Last year, we gave you a sweet soundboard with the voice of Mortal Kombat saying some ridiculous things. It's a new year, so we thought we'd give all of our readers a reward for staying alive this long: even more soundbites from Mr. MK, Hernan Sanchez. Hit the link below for the download, which includes 16 total soundbites in full-quality mp3s. We're already prepping our inauguration festivities by playing "Obama Wins... Flawless Victory" 75 times a day until our managing editor starts crying. Finally, you can receive phone calls the right way: with a grizzly voice indicating an "Epic Fail"!
Download: Extra Mortal Kombat Soundbites (4.61 MB)
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