Everquest Online Adventures

As if the PC version of Everquest hasn’t destroyed enough relationships (there’s actually a Yahoo! divorce-support group called “Widows of Everquest”), Sony is now coming for the rest of us with a stripped-down console edition. Fortunately for our loved ones, the urge to boot up a PS2 to waste entire months role-playing as an Orc who sells pomegranates or a Warrior who slays stray cats won’t be nearly so compelling thanks to graphics that often look like flattened dragon dung. On second thought, we’ve seen your girlfriend. See you online!