Freestyle Street Soccer

Street Soccer pits ghetto gangstas in four-on-four soccer matches to settle turf beefs on housing project playgrounds. Absurd? Yes. And this urban-flavored game in which international street crews—including a team of skanky hos—play profanity-fueled contests won’t convince you otherwise. Frenzied action has players bouncing passes off walls—and chairs over rivals’ heads—while busting acrobatic moves. Passing and shooting in these high-scoring battles is as easy as squeezing the trigger on an Uzi, but complicated button-mashing for trick moves, muddy graphics, and a schizophrenic soundtrack of Method Man, TLC, and Foo Fighters all draw red cards.