Guitar Hero II

Constipated? Lonely? Just found out you have anal herpes? The Xbox 360 version of Guitar Hero II will fix all that. If you've ever sung along with the car radio while stuck in traffic, played a solo on an air guitar, or yelled the words "Hello, Cleveland!" to your cats, then this game was made for you. The 360 version manages to outhustle the awesome PS2 version by having sparkly high-def graphics and 10 360-exclusive songs, including that awesome "Rock And Roll Hoochie Koo" song. Plus, there's the promise of even more downloadable songs via Xbox Live. The only blemish: the controller, great as it is, ain't wireless, so plan on tripping over it during your Eddie Van Halen–esque knee-slides.