Hooters Road Trip

Jeff Foxworthy fans must buy a lot of games these days. First there was the deluge of deer-, rabbit-, and squirrel-hunting simulators, and now we get Ubi-Soft’s redneck wet dream come true: A Cannonball Run–like car race that visits Hooters joints across the country. Priced at a trailer park–friendly 10-spot, this game smells like the deal of the century (even cheaper than an Adult Check ID!), but sadly, you get what you pay for. The crappy graphics and gameplay aren’t worth stomaching, especially for a PG-rated peep show. If you really want more bang for your ten bucks, why not spend it on something like, oh, a Maxim subscription?