Jenga: World Tour

We thought the party was over for 2007. But like an old drunk tapping on a bar room window after last call, or like that little piece of poop that comes out after you think you're done pooping, comes Jenga: World Tour. Poor fucking Atari. The once-mighty company, makers of the Atari 2600, the 5200, and the 7800, now has sunken so low that it's making virtual renditions of boring puzzle games. How we hate fucking Jenga. One time we went to a party and someone said, "Hey, let's play Jenga!" And we said, "YOU PEOPLE ARE HENCEFORTH ALL FUCKING DEAD TO ME." The best thing about this disc is that you don't have to spend about 10 minutes building that stupid Jenga tower. Which has to be about the stupidest way to spend 10 minutes ever. Instead of buying this game, throw $30 into the nearest sewer. You'll be glad you did.