Release Date:
Wednesday, February 26, 2003
Game Platform:
Xbox
Hollywood always screws up a good, cheesy kung fu movie by disrupting it with a plot (Jackie Chan, were looking at your outtakes reel), but the B-movie studio in this video game doesnt make that mistake. Forget damsels in distress, sibling revenge, or a plate of bad makithe only reason you karate chop the masses here is because you can. Each scene takes place on sets that poke fun at blockbusters like Jurassic Park, Enter the Dragon, and even Titanic. While we must admit its funny to see a gaggle of ninjas roundhousing one another on a sinking boat, we would have preferred getting the chance to head-butt Leonardo DiCaprio. Gangs of New York video game, anyone?