Tired of living in a shit hole, rubbing Bengay on you roommate's (translation: grandma's) withered hams every night? Escape to the awesomeness of these virtual cribs.
Elf Tree House (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)
Never owned by any of the Keebler Elves! This elf hut features a finely handcrafted authentic tree stump, a fire in the wood stove, a sword inside a treasure chest, and plenty of hard-core elf porno mags stuffed under a cute little straw-stuffed mattress.
