For every Nathan Drake and Nico Bellic, there's a withered pile of flesh that, despite a steady diet of Geritol and bingo halls, manages to hold his own in the treacherous world of virtual reality. Here is our absolutely random, but nevertheless ranked, list of our favorite elder statesmen in gaming. By Gerasimos Manolatos
Age: 78 years old Your grandpa might use his walker to scare away the neighbor's dog, but Hoy takes it one further. Stepping into the ring at 100 pounds soaking wet, the withered boxer carries around a wooden cane with which he uses to beat opponents senseless. Floyd Mayweather, Jr.: Watch your back.