Release Date:
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Game Platform:
DS
Jack and Amy are stranded on an island after their cruise ship goes down at sea. These two teens must confront their worst fears—acne, perpetual erections, low self-esteem, Bugle Boy jeans, etc.—as they try to find their way off the deserted island. You'll need to monitor their food and water levels as you start fires, fashion a crude bow-and-arrow, fight off alligators, and bury their poops. The game is basically a series of mini-games that you "win" by frantically tapping away at your DS touch screen. Think Blue Lagoon minus a topless Brooke Shields. Man, Brooke used to be so fucking hot. But now she's this old lady who gets into squabbles with Tom Cruise. Life is really weird sometimes.