Men In Black II: Alien Escape

The only thing more painful than watching a rehashed movie sequel is, well, playing a videogame based on a rehashed sequel. The gist of the game is that you run around and blast aliens with guns named “Globulator” and “Lazy Weasel.” That kind of hardware won’t woo over the NRA crowd, and the no-frills “shoot everything that moves” gameplay is so pedestrian that it seems as though the creators were relying on Will Smith’s star power to carry the game, too. Didn’t Wild, Wild West teach them anything?