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Minority Report

Release Date: 
Thursday, November 21, 2002
Game Platform: 
GameCube, PS2, Xbox
Star Rating: 
★★★
We forsee you buying this game, enjoying it at first, getting frustrated at certain parts, then putting it on your shelf after you’re done and rarely playing it again. Minority Report, which we think is based on some small independent film released earlier this year, is lots of fun if you don’t expect too much from it. If you haven’t seen the movie, here’s a rundown: You’re John Anderton, a Precrime officer who arrests people before they commit murders. You’re framed, your team turns against you, and you have to beat the crap out everyone in your way to clear your name. Oh, and you look nothing like Tom Cruise. The weapons in this game, including a wave gun and some kind of chemical spray that makes you vomit, are the best part. As an added bonus, the virtual rending of the main pre-cog—the leader of the triplets who predict the crimes—gives her a really hot body.