Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 3

If you're reading this, we've four little words for you: you poor pathetic bastard. Yes, we will indeed offer our opinion of this latest iteration in the never-ending Naruto series, but along with our opinion comes our constitutional right to make fun of you for even wanting our opinion on this game. The game gives you the chance to slip into the orange robes of a spike-haired, ramen-hovering boy named Naruto, and square off against a bunch of characters from the anime series. New to this version is the ability to summon giant monsters to aid you in your quest to kick much ass. The game isn't terrible or anything—it's just, well, a Naruto game.