NFL Street

Now that a twinge in the gluteus is enough to sideline an NFL star, wouldn’t it be great to see the pros take it to a weedy vacant lot and play some penalty- and padding-free ball? That’s the scenario for this seven-on-seven dustup in which you pick pros (including unlockable classics like William “The Refrigerator” Perry) from 32 NFL franchises and put them on both offensive and defensive duty. Dispense with kicking and doodle-heavy playbooks, and deploy between-the-leg laterals and double reverses, plus a mess of excellent unsportsmanlike, showboating taunts. Boost your Gamebreaker meter and players become unstoppable, making impossible catches or smashing opponents into concrete walls until they hurt like Lawrence Taylor after a Tuesday morning bender.