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No More Heroes

Release Date: 
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Game Platform: 
Wii
Star Rating: 
★★★
And now for something completely different. The "we're not in Kansas anymore" feeling sets in right away with the game's bizarre chunky aesthetic. The self-consciously blocky graphics look like the game was built using the Virtua Fighter 2 engine circa 1994. The game stars a dickish dude named Travis Touchdown who finds himself fighting his way through 11 increasingly bizarre assassins with his light saber–ish thing, all in the name of scoring with a hot girl in a short skirts. Saving your game requires you to—no joke—sit on an honest-to-goodness toilet. Making sword slashes with the Wii remote is fun, but the game's beyond-irreverent spirit will either thrill you or kill you.