Pirates of the Caribbean: The Legend of Jack Sparrow

All hail Captain Jack Sparrow! Never has there been a character in cinema with more drunken swagger, stoned perseverance, and pervy overtone—except Nick Nolte, of course. Here, gamers get a dose of Jack's hearsay past, living the man's preposterous legends that did—or probably but maybe didn't—happen. It's all done through sailing, swashbuckling, and epic, yet PG-13, sexual innuendo.