Rampage: Total Destruction

With Godzilla officially retired from the Tokyo Destruction Derby (well, for this week at least), Midway has a retro sub-in. The Tito to 'Zilla's Michael, hairy bastard George and his gang squeeze out of those eight-bit hot pants and into modern times, sparing no skyscraper or puny human. True to its arcade roots, the game's that uncomplicated: punch, kick, crumble—like Ike Turner's daily to-do list.