Rayman Raving Rabbids

A solid launch title for the Wii, Rabbids was clearly designed with the Wiimote controller in mind. So why would Ubisoft decide to port this Wii-centric game to the Xbox 360? Answer: Some higher-up at Ubi clearly suffers from a bad case of Head in Ass Syndrome. And if you've seen the commercials with Sally Struthers, then you know there is currently no known cure for H.I.A. Indeed, there's absolutely no reason whatsoever for this collection of motion-sensitive minigames to be on the 360. None. If you're still reading this, then I guess I should give you some relevant facts about the game. Fact one: The "raving rabbids" of the title are actually bloodthirsty rabbits. Fact two: When the hair on your head goes gray, so do your pubes. Fact three: Wearing no pants while driving is called "doing a porky pig."