Panty Raider

Reviewed by:
Ryan Boyce

A band of horny aliens have an insatiable craving for women in lingerie (who doesn’t?) and it’s up to you to satisfy them by taking pictures of supermodels in their underwear. As if you need any more motivation, they also threaten to blow up the Earth, Titan A.E.–style, if you don’t succeed.

Slaving for E.T. has its benefits: In addition to using bad pick-up lines and credit cards to lure your sexy prey, you also get a few futuristic gadgets, such as clothes-removing goo (you fire it at the models) and X-Ray glasses, to help you complete your task. Don’t expect to get too lathered up while playing, however. Panty Raider’s cartoony feel will remind you of watching Beavis and Butthead, complete with all the lame jokes. Even worse, this clumsy game can be beaten in under 15 minutes. We bet you can last longer than that.

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